"I'd Rather Be Flying" Premium Pilot Inspired Shirt

🛫 I’d Rather Be Flying – The Tee That Says “My Body’s Here, But My Mind’s at 10,000 Feet”

 

Let’s be honest—if you’re reading this, you’re probably grounded... against your will. This isn’t just a shirt—it’s a signal flare to the world that you’ve got one hand on the yoke in spirit.

 

Introducing the I’d Rather Be Flying tee: made for pilots, aviators, and sky dreamers who’d rather be scanning the horizon than a calendar. Whether you're stuck in traffic, on a layover, or trapped in a meeting that could've been a NOTAM, this shirt lets them all know—you’ve mentally filed a flight plan elsewhere.

 

Crafted from garment-dyed cotton smoother than a stabilized short final and richer than a golden hour departure, this tee doesn’t whisper “pilot”—it sighs, shrugs, and says “Yeah… I’d rather be wheels-up.”

 

From hangar hangs to dinner plans you didn't want to RSVP to, this is your perfect go-to when your headset’s off, but your soul’s still trimmed for climb.

 

✈️ FAA-Approved Comfort Specs:

• 👕 Sizes S–4XL – For every seat in the cockpit and beyond.

• 🪡 Double-needle stitching – Stronger than your self-control during a fuel price rant.

• ♻️ Seamless design – Sleek as your best crosswind landing.

• 🇺🇸 100% ring-spun US cotton – As American as the Cessna 172.

• 🧼 Pre-shrunk – So it stays your favorite shirt, flight after flight.

🧽 Maintenance Log – T-Shirt Edition:

 

• 🚿 Wash cold (30°C/90°F) – Like your descent into your hometown strip: smooth and steady.

• ❌ No bleach – You’re flying casual, not IFR in a thunderstorm.

• 🔥 Tumble dry low – Keep it cool. You’re already hot enough in that left seat.

• 🧼 Iron on low – Optional. You're cleared to fly wrinkled.

• 🧴 No dry cleaning – Save that budget for avgas.