"Easily Distracted by Airplanes" Premium Pilot Inspired Shirt

🛫 Eyes on the Skies, Not the Road—We Get It.

 

You were never meant to blend in. The “Easily Distracted by Airplanes” Tee is for the hangar-hearted, the runway watchers, and the die-hard sky chasers who can’t help but crane their neck every time something with wings rumbles overhead.

 

Featuring bold black text and a vintage aircraft graphic that screams "born to fly, not sit still", this shirt is your official warning label to the world: you’re not ignoring them, you just heard a Lycoming engine in the distance.

 

 

🧭 Flight Deck Features:

• 🛩️ Bold "Easily Distracted by Airplanes" black text + vintage plane graphic.

• 📏 Sizes S–4XL – Fits everyone from student pilots to air show legends.

• 🧵 Double-needle stitched for durability under high-G conditions.

• 🔄 Seamless tubular design – Clean fit, no turbulence.

• ☁️ Garment-dyed US cotton – Soft, breathable, and ready for pre-flight.

 

🧽 Maintenance Checklist:

• 🧼 Cold machine wash (30°C / 90°F) – Keeps your tee flying fresh.

• 🚫 No bleach – That’s not runway approved.

• 🔥 Tumble dry low – Like a gentle descent into golden hour.

• 🧽 Iron low – If you want to keep it sharp as your wingman.

• ❌ No dry cleaning – This shirt’s made for rough air, not delicate cycles.