"Easily Distracted by Airplanes" White Text Shirt Vintage Plane

🛫 Eyes on the Skies, Not the Road—We Get It.

You were never meant to blend in. The “Easily Distracted by Airplanes” Tee is for the hangar-hearted, the runway watchers, and the die-hard sky chasers who can’t help but crane their neck every time something with wings rumbles overhead.

Featuring bold black text and a vintage aircraft graphic that screams "born to fly, not sit still", this shirt is your official warning label to the world: you’re not ignoring them, you just heard a Lycoming engine in the distance.

Crafted from soft, garment-dyed cotton that feels like a perfectly smooth landing, this tee isn’t just for show. It’s your everyday uniform whether you’re plane-spotting on a layover, wrenching in the hangar, or just daydreaming of your next logbook entry.

🧭 Flight Deck Features:

• 🛩️ Bold "Easily Distracted by Airplanes" black text + vintage plane graphic.

• 📏 Sizes S–4XL – Fits everyone from student pilots to air show legends.

• 🧵 Double-needle stitched for durability under high-G conditions.

• 🔄 Seamless tubular design – Clean fit, no turbulence.

• ☁️ Garment-dyed US cotton – Soft, breathable, and ready for pre-flight.

🧽 Maintenance Checklist:

• 🧼 Cold machine wash (30°C / 90°F) – Keeps your tee flying fresh.

• 🚫 No bleach – That’s not runway approved.

• 🔥 Tumble dry low – Like a gentle descent into golden hour.

• 🧽 Iron low – If you want to keep it sharp as your wingman.

• ❌ No dry cleaning – This shirt’s made for rough air, not delicate cycles.

🛬 Clear Prop. Clear Message.
If you’re the kind of person who stops mid-sentence to watch a Cessna fly by…
This shirt was made for you.

 

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL
Width, in	18.25	20.25	22.00	24.00	26.00	27.75	29.75
Length, in	26.62	28.00	29.37	30.75	31.62	32.50	33.50
Sleeve length from center back, in	16.25	17.75	19.00	20.50	21.75	23.25	24.63
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50